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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}

{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}

{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}

{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}

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The Democratic Convergence Party is a political party in Guinea-Bissau.

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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}

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