Hardenberger Bach is a river of North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. It flows into the Deilbach in Langenberg.
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Lurcy is a commune in the Ain department in eastern France.
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Marshall \"Ma\" Newell was an American college football player and coach, \"beloved by all those who knew him\" and nicknamed \"Ma\" for the guidance he gave younger athletes.\nAfter his sudden and early death, Harvard University's Newell Boathouse was built in his memory.\nHe was elected to the College Football Hall of Fame in 1957.
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