{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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