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{"type":"standard","title":"Combatants Will Be Dispatched!","displaytitle":"Combatants Will Be Dispatched!","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q87739516","titles":{"canonical":"Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched!","normalized":"Combatants Will Be Dispatched!","display":"Combatants Will Be Dispatched!"},"pageid":63379953,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched%21_light_novel_volume_1_cover.jpg","width":264,"height":377},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched%21_light_novel_volume_1_cover.jpg","width":264,"height":377},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286603311","tid":"fbcd0b73-1e38-11f0-baf8-d373b0b3b8ba","timestamp":"2025-04-20T22:44:14Z","description":"Japanese light novel series and its franchise","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched!","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched!?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched!"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched!","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched!","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Combatants_Will_Be_Dispatched!"}},"extract":"Combatants Will Be Dispatched! is a Japanese light novel series written by Natsume Akatsuki and illustrated by Kakao Lanthanum. Originally serialized as a web novel in Shōsetsuka ni Narō between August and September 2012, Kadokawa Shoten have published the series since November 2017 under their Kadokawa Sneaker Bunko imprint. A manga adaptation with art by Masaaki Kiasa was serialized in Media Factory's seinen manga magazine Monthly Comic Alive from March 2018 to March 2024. Both the light novel and the manga are licensed in North America by Yen Press. An anime television series adaptation produced by J.C.Staff aired from April to June 2021.","extract_html":"
Combatants Will Be Dispatched! is a Japanese light novel series written by Natsume Akatsuki and illustrated by Kakao Lanthanum. Originally serialized as a web novel in Shōsetsuka ni Narō between August and September 2012, Kadokawa Shoten have published the series since November 2017 under their Kadokawa Sneaker Bunko imprint. A manga adaptation with art by Masaaki Kiasa was serialized in Media Factory's seinen manga magazine Monthly Comic Alive from March 2018 to March 2024. Both the light novel and the manga are licensed in North America by Yen Press. An anime television series adaptation produced by J.C.Staff aired from April to June 2021.
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