{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"The King Alfred School, Highbridge","displaytitle":"The King Alfred School, Highbridge","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7744496","titles":{"canonical":"The_King_Alfred_School,_Highbridge","normalized":"The King Alfred School, Highbridge","display":"The King Alfred School, Highbridge"},"pageid":19848895,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/King_Alfred%27s_School%2C_Highbridge.JPG/330px-King_Alfred%27s_School%2C_Highbridge.JPG","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/King_Alfred%27s_School%2C_Highbridge.JPG","width":4752,"height":3168},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1137450214","tid":"0d769e1f-a4bd-11ed-a116-34716996ca09","timestamp":"2023-02-04T18:52:20Z","description":"Academy in Highbridge, Somerset, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.228,"lon":-2.984},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_Alfred_School%2C_Highbridge","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_Alfred_School%2C_Highbridge?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_Alfred_School%2C_Highbridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_King_Alfred_School%2C_Highbridge"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_Alfred_School%2C_Highbridge","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_King_Alfred_School%2C_Highbridge","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_King_Alfred_School%2C_Highbridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_King_Alfred_School%2C_Highbridge"}},"extract":"The King Alfred School is a coeducational secondary school and sixth form located in Highbridge, Somerset, England. It is an academy and part of The Priory Learning Trust. It serves Brent Knoll, Highbridge, Burnham-on-Sea and the surrounding villages. In 2007, the school celebrated its 50th anniversary. In 2017 it had 1375 pupils.","extract_html":"
The King Alfred School is a coeducational secondary school and sixth form located in Highbridge, Somerset, England. It is an academy and part of The Priory Learning Trust. It serves Brent Knoll, Highbridge, Burnham-on-Sea and the surrounding villages. In 2007, the school celebrated its 50th anniversary. In 2017 it had 1375 pupils.
"}{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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